Going Out of Business Sale

Frega here. DiPerri is sitting next to me eating some of our favorite popcorn. The incentive to finish this Substack quickly is real, because he is known to eat an entire bag in one sitting. The sooner I type this, the sooner I can get my hands back into the bag…

For this installment, I’ll regale you with some tales of his shopping past and present. I love to shop (but am not a basic b!tch, promise), and worked in retail for many years, so perhaps a few of my own memories will sneak in, too.

If you can identify the mistake in the above cartoon, you win a prize!!!!! Leave your guess as a comment. I am not responsible for this mistake, for the record.